“it’s only the first week of school and we got caught making out in the bathroom shit”

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princessplantasaurus:

Sandy Cheeks was a lot of things. Incredibly smart, skilled in karate, obsessed with outer space…strong bladdered, however, was not on that list.

So in her first week of her first semester of classes, she darted out of the room quickly to free her bladder. It was a lot more full than she had anticipated.

She was finishing up when she heard a low chuckle of “Oh ho ho, what a naughty girl, skipping classes.”

“I’m your naughty girl, baby. Now come here!”

Oh jeeze. Oh jeeze oh jeeze. This was more awkward than three legged horse trying to learn to jump stables. She needed to go back to class. She needed to just leave and wash her hands and go back to class. But she also could very clearly hear very loud moaning and what sounded like very wet smacking sounds. The absolute last thing she wanted to do was interrupt. 

In a moment of quick thinking, she flushed the toilet. She didn’t have to watch them do…whatever it was they were doing…but she also alerted them to her presence.

“Oh shit.”

“You see, Sheldon, I warned you this was going to happen…”

“What happened to my naughty girl, hmm? Skipping classes to…?”

Sandy quickly darted out of the stall “Excuse me, pardon me, washing my hands…” she did so as quickly as possible “…don’t mind me, get back to whatever it was y’all were doing…”

And she darted out of there faster than a clown wearing red at a bull fight. 

“you walk in not realizing i’m on a video chat with my parents and say some V E R Y suggestive things” (is it alright if you do like a plankton verse/ karen verse for this? cuz it would be Hilarious )

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princessplantasaurus:

Karen had a key to his apartment. He’d made sure of that from the day he moved out of the dorms and into his own place. It wasn’t unusual for her to come over unannounced. It was just this one time that the circumstances weren’t exactly…ideal.

With a loud slam of the door, she cried “You’ll never guess what came early!”

“Karen, I’m actually…”

She continued to talk very, very loudly over him. “Went and bought new sheets for you, too. Cause I know how messy you like it.” she was giggling, and he was stammering, trying to alert her to the problem at hand. “No need for condoms tonight, big guy.”

“Karen, you need to…”

“Oh I know what you need me to do.” she purred.

“Karen please I-”

But she was already taking her dress off. Sheldon should’ve said something, but no matter how many times he’d seen her get undressed, he was absolutely mesmerized. Especially since he could see the blood starting to stain her light pink panties. Oh dear god, yes.

Oh wait. No. No no no. Karen was next to him before he could blink. “Come on, big guy. Only lasts a few days a month.”

“Mom, dad…I gotta…um….”

It was only then that she realized he’d been FaceTiming his parents the whole time. He heard, from both his girlfriend and his parents at the exact same time “Sheldon James Plankton!”

He immediately hung up the call with his parents. “Sweetheart, baby, I was trying to tell you…”

“Perhaps I should have been less ferocious in my approach.” she stated reflectively “And actually paid attention to your context clues.”

“Oh, god no.” his eye widened as his entire body stiffened. “The ferocious…the ferocious was working, baby. Keep the ferocious coming.”

“I’ll keep someone coming.” She smirked, moving to straddle him on the couch.

“Imagine your OTP sleeping next to each other one night, and Person B is lying wide awake, unable to sleep as Person A has a wet dream right next to them, moaning and squirming. Bonus points if Person A is moaning Person B’s name.”karenton

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princessplantasaurus:

One of the downsides of super genius intelligence was the constant stir of thoughts. He’d been sleeping innocently, when the need for urination came on too strong to stop. And upon crawling back into bed, his brain wouldn’t quiet no matter what methods he tried.

He looked at the clock. A half hour had passed since his need for the toilet. He tossed, looking over to where his fiance laid. It seemed as though she was having a nightmare of some kind, as she continuously fidgeted, kicking everyone once and a while, a low moaning noise being emitted with a fairly regular frequency.

There was a moment where he debated waking her up. Saving her from whatever dreams in her head were causing her this kind of distress. But then she would be in this sleepless hell, too, and he wouldn’t wish that on her.

So he turned around, trying to will himself to sleep, when he heard a definite moan of “Sheldon” escape Karen’s lips.

“Hmmm, baby, you okay?” he asked groggily as he turned back around to look at where she was laying.

It appeared as though she was still asleep. She was still squirming around in the blankets, and there was a louder, more articulate “Oh Sheldon” being called.

And that was the exact moment that he realized what was happening. She wasn’t having a bad dream at all. Quite the opposite. She was almost thrusting in her sleep, moans getting louder each time she’d let one out. Oh god. He was horny as hell. This was beautiful. He debated grabbing his phone to take a video. It would definitely serve him well when he needed the extra push.

“Mmm, more…” she was still demanding, even in her wet dreams. God, he loved her. And…well…who was he to deny his woman when she so clearly wanted his assistance?

He didn’t want to wake her up, so he was delicate in the movements to carefully lift up the t shirt she’d worn to bed, and did his best to find her clitoris through her underwear, save from trying to take them off. All he did was gently run an index finger back and forth over the small area of cotton panties, but by god, did he realize that was enough. 

Karen’s breathing hitched, in the exact pitch it did every other time she was about to climax. His finger moved a little faster, and a few more seconds was all it took to have a high pitched sigh…and then have his fiance blink, once, twice.

Sheldon yanked his hand away quickly, praying she didn’t notice. “Sounded like you were having quite the dream.” he commented with a smirk.

Karen, mind still cloudy from just waking up and having just orgasmed, asked “Were you watching?”

“It was so hot, babe.” he confessed, leaning over her body to plant a hot kiss on her temple. “I couldn’t help myself.”

“You’re a fucking a creep.” she muttered sleepily. “But you already know that.”

He laughed, repositioning so he was laying behind her, spooning her closely. “And yet you agreed to marry me. I’m going to be your fucking creep forever.”

Karen yawned, muttering “I can’t wait.” 

And Sheldon would be lying if he said that didn’t make him happier than her wet dream had.