Karen had a key to his apartment. He’d made sure of that from the day he moved out of the dorms and into his own place. It wasn’t unusual for her to come over unannounced. It was just this one time that the circumstances weren’t exactly…ideal.
With a loud slam of the door, she cried “You’ll never guess what came early!”
“Karen, I’m actually…”
She continued to talk very, very loudly over him. “Went and bought new sheets for you, too. Cause I know how messy you like it.” she was giggling, and he was stammering, trying to alert her to the problem at hand. “No need for condoms tonight, big guy.”
“Karen, you need to…”
“Oh I know what you need me to do.” she purred.
“Karen please I-”
But she was already taking her dress off. Sheldon should’ve said something, but no matter how many times he’d seen her get undressed, he was absolutely mesmerized. Especially since he could see the blood starting to stain her light pink panties. Oh dear god, yes.
Oh wait. No. No no no. Karen was next to him before he could blink. “Come on, big guy. Only lasts a few days a month.”
“Mom, dad…I gotta…um….”
It was only then that she realized he’d been FaceTiming his parents the whole time. He heard, from both his girlfriend and his parents at the exact same time “Sheldon James Plankton!”
He immediately hung up the call with his parents. “Sweetheart, baby, I was trying to tell you…”
“Perhaps I should have been less ferocious in my approach.” she stated reflectively “And actually paid attention to your context clues.”
“Oh, god no.” his eye widened as his entire body stiffened. “The ferocious…the ferocious was working, baby. Keep the ferocious coming.”
“I’ll keep someone coming.” She smirked, moving to straddle him on the couch.
“you walk in not realizing i’m on a video chat with my parents and say some V E R Y suggestive things” (is it alright if you do like a plankton verse/ karen verse for this? cuz it would be Hilarious )
Tiddies and FLowers 